Seeing as it’s been almost an entire year since I’ve posted (I know, I know… I’m sorry!) I figured we should start fresh with some of my favorite travel-related Dad jokes.
And don’t worry, there will be lots of new content to look forward to here and on my social media accounts! My family and I recently moved from Utah to Virginia so go ahead and subscribe now (if you haven’t already) so you can stay up to date on our road trip tips, beach hacks, and new east coast vacation stays!
Now enjoy these jokes! Comment below and let me know how your family likes them 🙂
What sound does a bouncing airplane make?
Boeing!
Why can’t basketball players go on vacation?
They’d get called for traveling!
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
They were overbooked!
What do frogs like to drink on vacation?
Croak-a-Cola!
What did the ocean say to the shore?
Nothing, it just waved!
Where do you go when you’re in a hurry?
Russia!
What kind of traveler is the most calm?
No-mads!
What do you call a time-traveling cow?
Doctor Moo!
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis!
Why wasn’t the food on the flight good?
It was a little plane!
What kind of clothes should you pack in the fall?
A har-vest!
Where do sharks like to spend their holiday vacation?
Finland!
Where does a cow stay on vacation?
A moo-tel!
Where do pepperonis go on vacation?
The Leaning Tower of Pizza!
Where do sheep go on vacation?
They go to the baaaaaahaaaaaamas!
How do you know if an elephant loves to travel?
Because he always packs his own trunk!
Why do witches stay in hotels?
They always have great broom service!
How do you recognize a friendly ocean?
It waves!
What’s the favorite Airline of a British stylist?
British Hairways!
How do fleas like to travel?
Itch hiking!
Why did the tired traveler go to Romania?
So he could Buch-a-rest!
Where do bees go on holiday?
Stingapore!
Where do hamsters go on vacation?
Hamsterdam!
How do rabbits like to travel?
By Hareplane!
Which one was your favorite joke? Are there any travel jokes I missed?